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Just an old joke from the past that I thought I would post... hee hee...

Titled: The miracle of toilet paper
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toiler paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years" my husband replies.
I stopped. "Do you really think this will do the trick?"
Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"